I Hate This Music Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mC2ixOAivA


If you haven't watched Chris Brown's latest music video, Yeah 3X, it's linked above. Or don't because it's really stupid. And if you don't want to watch it out of principle, it's OK, because I'm going to talk about just about all of it right now.

I'll start by saying I already don't like Chris Brown for a few reasons. One, because he hit a woman. More than once, I think, that's just what I remember. Or maybe I just assumed so. Either way, that's really shitty. And two, he hit Rihanna. Rihanna may not be that talented of a singer but she's really hot. And I have beef with anyone that hits Rihanna. So yeah, I hate you, Chris Brown. And if you want any other reason to not like Chris Brown, how about that he's really rich and successful despite being a woman beater?
Needless to say, I wasn't going to like this video from the get go. And on top of all of my bias towards the douche bag, his new song is called Yeah 3x? Really? You didn't want to call it Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, so you thought Yeah 3x would make it sound like a better title? Fuck you several times over, you rich, woman beating faggot.

So now all that's been said, we have a bunch of little kids on an urban street excited to see Chris Brown, as if he's a worthy role model. That's just terrible marketing ethics. And then throughout the video they're singing his song and dancing in the background. And it's a club song about wanting to fuck a girl. And then it gets dark. OK, cool, they've been singing, "Yeah, yeah, yeah," for hours, having a good time. But some asshole decides to open the fire hydrant when it gets dark? Wouldn't that have been a better idea to do that in daylight when it wasn't so cold? Obviously not because Chris Brown looks way better when he's dancing, wet, at nighttime, than in daytime.
I never watch music videos, and this is one of the reasons I choose not to. Because most of them are extremely stupid.
And Rihanna, if you ever stumble upon this lowly blog, I would never beat you.